A Heartfelt Thanks for Our "Adopt-a-Luxury-EV" Program!

’d like to applaud the board’s generous new philanthropic initiative! For four years, our dues have funded complimentary electricity for exactly two residents. Naturally, this bespoke amenity is reserved solely for the largest, highest-end units. After all, folks with the most expensive condos clearly need our financial support to fuel their cars. Other electric cars sit uncharged since there are no outlets for the rest of us. I prefer to view this not as "power theft," but as "forced community charity." When I praised this at our meeting, the board gracefully ignored two brilliant features: 1. The Phantom Tax: These cords stay plugged in 24/7, pulling a constant 40-watt draw. We all happily pay to keep their cables warm! 2. The Spicy Water Feature: During the garage flood, active chargers heroically dangled over standing water. Who doesn't love the thrill of potential electrocution? The board’s commitment to this staggering inequity is inspiring!