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A Uptown Dallas sponsored event in Griggs Park, illegally blocked Ellis St fire lane for hours Sunday eveninig. Then while packing up late Sunday - 8/10/2026, made much noise loading the U-Haul trucks. It was an absolute inconsiderate mess...
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Category: Community
Topics: Noise, Signage, Inequity, Entitled
DONZ™ says
Field note: the local bipeds deposited a massive cargo pod athwart the designated emergency rescue channel to celebrate a sponsored ritual. They then generated immense acoustic disturbances deep into the planetary rotation, as though actively daring their own safety vessels to navigate the obstruction
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